» Class of ’13

Voice: Bass
Class: 2013
Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee
Thinks in a Battle of Ninja v. Pirate: Are you serious? Ninja.

Hi! I’m Johnny. I’m from Nashville Tennessee and I pride myself on a sense of courtesy. May I have this dance as I sing to you?

I put into Nashville, Tennessee, but you wouldn’t even come around to see me. And since your headin’ up to Carolina, you know I’m gonna be right there behind you. ’Cause I always have to steal my kisses from you. Always have to steal my kisses from you.

Now I love to feel that warm southern rain, just to hear it fall is the sweetest sounding thing. And to see it fall on your simple country dress it’s like heaven to me I must confess. ’Cause I always have to steal my kisses from you. Always have to steal my kisses from you.

Now I’ve been hangin around you for days, but when I lean in you just turn your head away. Oh no, you didn’t mean that. She said I love the way you think, but I hate the way you act. ’Cause I always have to steal my kisses from you. Always have to steal my kisses from you.

- Johnny Mishu -

Voice: Soprano
Class: 2013
Hometown: Houston, Texas
Can Benchpress: 355 lbs… on a bad day

As Catherine is far too modest to do herself justice in any autobiographical web blurb, Shere Khan has decided to replace her bio with a collection of memorable “Quotes from C.C.” that sum her up better than any inevitably feeble attempt to describe how special she is could.

“Deal with it”

“I’m a huge diva”

“Love yah, betch”

“I’m ridiculously ridiculously good looking”

“I love Jack Marzulli”

“Deal with it”

“You wish you were Catherine Cohen”

Aside from singing with SK, Catherine represents our group well across Princeton campus as a talented actress, wowing audiences regularly in various musicals and plays. She’s also yet another Shere Khan member who is proud to represent the great state of Texas. Be sure to holler at her if you see her around.

Voice: Bass
Class: 2013
Hometown: Napa Valley, California
Does A Mean Rendition Of: Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” dance

A self-proclaimed lover of “carnie food,” Merik, better known as “Merique” or “Meekah” by his closest friends, enjoys snuggling in the womb while feasting on a never ending supply of fluffy stuff, fratting it up in a classic pair of cargo shorts, and reminiscing about his days as a football stud back in Cali.  When not making sweet music with Shere Khan, Merik can be found making important decisions with the USG, hitting on Pheen dawg in the Triangle show, or just straight chillin with his bros.  A true baller, Merik is not afraid to explore what vegetable platters might lie in the depths of the SK fridge, rock a muscle tee, eat some Frist pizza off the ground, or even take a casual road trip across Jersey for a Wendy’s salad with fellow spring newb Catherine Cummins Cohen I.  If you see him around campus just say wHaT uP?! and maybe follow it up with a coy sext.

Voice: Alto
Class: 2013
Hometown: Pekin, Illinois
Favorite Sport: Armwrestling. Bring it on.

KB is currently auctioning off her bio web-space to the highest bidder. Use of said web-space includes but is not limited to personal advertisements, business advertisements, political endorsements, proclamations of love, etc. Web-space promoting the Twilight series and/or Jack Marzulli will not be tolerated. Brownie Points will be given to those who prove themselves to be A) die-hard Led Zeppelin fans, B) future MLB players, and/or C) inventors of Swedish Fish. Gifts of persuasion may include but are not limited to A) hot sauce, B) skydiving equipment, C) 24-hour access to the Supreme Court, D) plans for saving the world, and/or E) fly/sick/baller hightops. Bids will be accepted each evening promptly at midnight in the heart of the Woody Woo fountain. Password: carmensandiego.

Voice: Tenor
Class: 2013
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Likes To Collect: Indiana Jones memorabilia

Chris Doubet. Doubs. Doubaby. Take your pick. I’m a man of many names and many interests. Ever watch 4 year olds dance to Single Ladies? (Youtube it) cause I have. Ever watch an “amazing beatbox kid”? (Collegehumor it) cause I have. I’m also a man of many talents: 1) playing the trumpet (insert loud blarring trumpet noise here), 2) having perfectly coiffed hair (insert image of insanely gorgeous, perfectly natural, dirty blonde hair-do), and last but not least 3) record setting (insert newbie-arch/jcabs reference).

Stay classy America. You know I will.

- Christopher Doubabes -

Voice: Alto
Class: 2013
Hometown: Orange County, CA
Favorite Pokemon: Jigglypuff. Hands down.

Hello all! My name is Sarah, and while normally I’d love to chit-chat and do the whole.. who are you? here’s who I am.. kind of thing, I’m rather busy helping my dad race across the world, lift heavy things, you know.. just do super manly, athletic stuff (WHICH I LOVE). So I opted just to pass on a few words of advice I’ve gathered throughout my life.

“Every day is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.”

“Be good. And if you can’t be good then don’t get caught.” -Aunt Wendy

“Guys just don’t cry. But girls know that crying is a Goddamn weapon.”- Doc Cheuvront

And most importantly, “”Screw the Jelly!”

love, sarah